We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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