Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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