i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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