I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
We are all done wearing pants today
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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