i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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