Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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