we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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