Grow some girl-balls and come out already
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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