he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize
