Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
