Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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