Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
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