He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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