I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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