yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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