So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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