I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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