Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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