i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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