Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
