dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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