Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
