dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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