Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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