East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
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