adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
