Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Pants are for mortals
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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