awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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