i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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