I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
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