i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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