so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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