I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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