all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
