So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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