I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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