Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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