sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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