tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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