You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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