now i know why i became what i already was.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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