No, you can still breathe under the balls.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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