Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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