I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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