The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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