oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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