Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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