How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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