She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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