Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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