That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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